Sign Up for Exclusive Bonus Episodes

This is our Patreon alternative. You'll get the entire bonus catalog and a minimum of two bonus episodes every month. These episodes may or may not include reviews of Opie, Stuttering John, and Sheamus. If laughing at Patrick Michael isn't worth $5 to you, then I don't even want to know you.

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Bag Slapper

$5 / month

Get 2 bonus episodes every month and that coveted link to episode 88. Note: the minibonus episodes don't count. 


$10 / month

Everything you get at the Bag Slapper level, but you prefer to give us more money because we're awesome and you can afford it. And maybe a coupon code for merch or some shit.

Rubber Dick

$25 / month

Get the bonus episodes, episode 88, and cohosting role on our Discord. Any time you want to come on during the voicemail segment just bug me and we'll pod you up. Or if you'd prefer a 1 on 1 Zoom call we can do that too. Whatever you want, Rubber Dick!

Note: This is only for successful people who are awesome.

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